Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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