What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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