At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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