New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
then he tried to convert me to islam
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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