My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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