Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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