just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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