The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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