I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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