We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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