i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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