I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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