Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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