benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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