omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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