im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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