This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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