Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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