Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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