Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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