Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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