i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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