That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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