is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
