Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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