'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i will never coherently bang her
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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