I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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