He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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