I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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