She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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