I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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