she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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