don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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