my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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