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I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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