i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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