And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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