you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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