Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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