it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
