He is such a slut. More and more my type.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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