...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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