Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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