I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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