wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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