This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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