She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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