Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
