we were pretty classy up until the second keg
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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