I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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