quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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