can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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