careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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