I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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