I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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